I realised I hadn't like, updated this thing in about a month. I'M STILL HERE. I'm writing fic at the moment.
Throaties are like the most evil lollies ever. You'd almost rather being sick than having to eat the damn things. The box says "soft" but they're hard as, and when I bite down on them I feel like it's gonna pull a tooth or two out. (You're not supposed to chew them, that's the thing, but I've no patience.) Only problem is, I like them regardless, so I eat them anyway. And I hadn't really noticed until I typed it just then, and it's only my perverted mind once again hard at work, but that's a pretty suss name, too. "Want a Throatie?"